Screw Vintage.

Multi-scale digital houndstooth pattern, brassy illustration-style baroque/art nouveau flourishes.

Seriously, wtf? These leggings are FTW. They're "vintage" Express tricot, but I prefer calling it as it really is... "Mom's seriously fug' stuff from the 90s. Had to wrestle them from my brother who wanted to try 'em on too when he discovered them, can't blame him. American Apparel's tricot leggings can suck it, these are so crazy awesome my head is exploding.

Best part about them being old is that the cut isn't modern skin-tight. Meaning? No camel toe.

Thanksgiving: Forget the Food, its about the Conversation

There is nothing I love more than my hip little family, arguing about who introduced who to what band first.

Do you like ___bandname___?
Dude, don't even start me on that I'm the one who showed this bastard their music.
What?! No way, I swear to God I knew about them before you.
Don't even act like that... this is just like the time when I told you about __another band__ and you "started" liking them.
Whatever, Douchebag...


Bands argued about over turkey:

White Rabbits verdict: good, "but I knew about them first!"
Black Kids verdict: general agreement that the name is very "wtf"
Devendra Banhart verdict: wish he was still with Natalie
The Sounds verdict: been there, done that. 8th grade.
Santogold verdict: played out
Kings of Leon verdict: awesome
St. Vincent verdict: continually awesome
Kanye West verdict: undecided about new album
Q-Tip verdict: new album better than Kanye's