Those closest to me know my deepest fears. These are not fears of the slippery tentacles of death or the blunt gnashing teeth of hippopotamuses/hippopotami. Rather, one of my deepest fears, is that of the alienation, the totally life destroying phenomena of...
female facial hair.
My greatest fear? It's spontaneously growing a beard.
female facial hair.
My greatest fear? It's spontaneously growing a beard.



Also, note feathered headbands, by yours truly.